Ballinger Thriftway has it, and also lovely wine department which is where we customarily get drinkables (and cheeseables to go with), for Second Turkey Day Eve sharesies. Someone else arranges for good Scotch and yet another someone else lays in a multi-day supply of (ungettable-north-of-Checkpoint-Charle) Choya with the alcoholic plums in the bottom.

First Turkey Day is customarily observed at our winter-house, although this year with the 'rona it was very sparsely-attended.

Come to think of it, it's Laphraoig-o'-clock. Shall I fire up the STP (Scotch Transfer Protocol)?