How much is a normal sex life worth?

[sistawendy]

I was looking at my benefits web page for an unrelated reason when I saw the claim for my surgery: $59,715.57. I'm walking around, a bit painfully still, with the equivalent of a Mercedes between my legs. I believe that figure includes everything but hotel & air fare.

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[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

Now that you've said it on the Internet, it'll happen someday.

[hestiaschild.livejournal.com]

With all these trashy snooki-twits running about, I'm sure I can get my engineer to design clitclips in several designs in rhinestones. And a vajayjay tiara. I might be on to something here...