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sistawendy ([personal profile] sistawendy) wrote2005-01-27 04:12 pm
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Those damn terrorists are tunneling under my lawn again. You'd think all those mothballs I put in the ground would have driven them away, but neau. Do any of you guys have a grenade launcher I can borrow?
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[personal profile] leenerella 2005-01-28 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
I've heard that sprinkling feta cheese around the perimeter is a deterrent. :)

[identity profile] sistawendy.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Shoot. I just threw mine out because it went bad and beat up my olives.

[identity profile] vixyish.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Hrm. Have you got any wensleydale? That might do.

[identity profile] cupcake-goth.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
No grenade launcher, but I've been told that the key is soaking the mothballs in Market Spice Tea before putting them in the ground.

[identity profile] sistawendy.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Serves me right for not reading the directions on the back of the box.

[identity profile] icprncs.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
How on earth did you manage to leave the house without a grenade launcher?

[identity profile] sistawendy.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
*covers eyes, shakes head*

[identity profile] cupcake-goth.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
I was running late this morning. I was doing fine until the advance wave of the Ferret Liberation Front came bounding out of the wardrobe this morning, and I had to convince them that my Fluevogs were not the weapons of mass destruction they were looking for. Once they went back into the wardrobe, a very nice faun strolled out of it and asked me if I knew anything about this squad of ferrets in little capes that had just nearly trampled him in the woods. By the time I had given him a cup of tea and sent him on his way, there was no time to accessorize my outfit for the day with the color-coordinated grenade launcher.

[identity profile] gement.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
I disavow all knowledge of this deplorable terrorist activity.

Viva la ferret!
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[personal profile] leenerella 2005-01-28 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, where did your music selection come from, by the way? It feels familiar, but I can't place it.

[identity profile] sistawendy.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
A compilation called Untouchable Outcaste Beats, vol. 1. The artist is the Wolfgang Dauner Quintet.
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[personal profile] leenerella 2005-01-28 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm.. I think I have some Pink Floyd song floating around, instead. hehe..

[identity profile] intrepid-reason.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
My grandfather uses these sonic spikes to put in the ground, you might check for something like that.
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