suburban woes

[sistawendy]

Those damn terrorists are tunneling under my lawn again. You'd think all those mothballs I put in the ground would have driven them away, but neau. Do any of you guys have a grenade launcher I can borrow?

Comments

[leenerella]

I've heard that sprinkling feta cheese around the perimeter is a deterrent. :)

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

Shoot. I just threw mine out because it went bad and beat up my olives.

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

Hrm. Have you got any wensleydale? That might do.

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

No grenade launcher, but I've been told that the key is soaking the mothballs in Market Spice Tea before putting them in the ground.

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

Serves me right for not reading the directions on the back of the box.

[icprncs.livejournal.com]

How on earth did you manage to leave the house without a grenade launcher?

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

*covers eyes, shakes head*

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

I was running late this morning. I was doing fine until the advance wave of the Ferret Liberation Front came bounding out of the wardrobe this morning, and I had to convince them that my Fluevogs were not the weapons of mass destruction they were looking for. Once they went back into the wardrobe, a very nice faun strolled out of it and asked me if I knew anything about this squad of ferrets in little capes that had just nearly trampled him in the woods. By the time I had given him a cup of tea and sent him on his way, there was no time to accessorize my outfit for the day with the color-coordinated grenade launcher.

[gement.livejournal.com]

I disavow all knowledge of this deplorable terrorist activity.

Viva la ferret!

[leenerella]

Hey, where did your music selection come from, by the way? It feels familiar, but I can't place it.

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

A compilation called Untouchable Outcaste Beats, vol. 1. The artist is the Wolfgang Dauner Quintet.

[leenerella]

Hmmm.. I think I have some Pink Floyd song floating around, instead. hehe..

[intrepid-reason.livejournal.com]

My grandfather uses these sonic spikes to put in the ground, you might check for something like that.