suburban woes

[sistawendy]

Those damn terrorists are tunneling under my lawn again. You'd think all those mothballs I put in the ground would have driven them away, but neau. Do any of you guys have a grenade launcher I can borrow?

Comments

[leenerella]

I've heard that sprinkling feta cheese around the perimeter is a deterrent. :)

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

Shoot. I just threw mine out because it went bad and beat up my olives.

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

Hrm. Have you got any wensleydale? That might do.