Nun does not have skin cancer; no film at 11.

Despite my most assiduous childhood efforts in Florida, I have no melanoma or other -noma. The scariest mole on me, according to the dermatologist, was only about a 2 out of 10 on the nastiness scale. Two weeks ago it went to the place where bad moles go. Dr. Skin doesn't think she needs to munch any more out of me, but will check again next year.

Why bother? 1) Nibbal nagging. 2) My mother and sister have had them for real.