Murphy's Law of housework

1. Wash your shower curtain for the first time in ages because ew, it really needed a wash.
2. Go to the Folsom Street Fair.
3. Wear your black leather bra and thong because duh.
4. Come home.
5. Clean your leather bikini with saddle soap as directed.
6. Cleverly hang your leather bikini from shower curtain hooks to dry.
7. Observe dark spots on the shower curtain you just washed from the dye in the leather bikini that wasn't quite fast.
8. Grumble as you try to scrub the spots out of the shower curtain.
9. Consider buying a shower curtain that isn't woven.