date #3 with Sybil the Sybian

So close. So fucking (so to speak) close.

This time I turned the vibration knob on Sybil the Sybian - don't google that from work! - up to about 80% power. I really wasn't in a mood to look at it that closely, and I had the lights turned down. I could tell I was right on the threshold of having my mind blown, but I wasn't quite there.

I used the spring stem again. I finally tried one of the solid plastic stems, and it's a little too long. Told you I have a small vagina. Luckily, I have three stems, a vise, a hacksaw, and a file, so it'll soon be time to - wait for it - hack my Sybian. I can hear randomdreams, basefinder, and ivy laughing now. There is a possibility that using a shortened stem could damage the phallic attachment, but using one as it comes from the factory could damage me, and I'm not OK with that.

Happy things about Sybil:

• I was relieved to observe that I didn't wake the baby upstairs. I've no idea what the baby's mother thinks of all this, and I don't think I'll try to find out.
• I've been trying Sybil every three days instead of my more usual two to enhance the chances of success. This alone may give my hand a break.
• I love how you maker freaks come out of the woodwork for this. 'Murrica.