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Is there a vibe for me?
Dec. 30th, 2018 04:39 pmSomewhat against my better judgment, I bought a nice, new sex toy: a Fun Factory Stronic G Pulsator II, in hot pink (Hello playa name!) so I can find it in low light. I shall call her Polly the Pulsator.
The good news: Finally, finally, finally a sex toy that operates at the right frequency range for me, i.e. 5-10 Hz.
The bad news: She's meant to be an insertion toy specifically for the G-spot, but a) I have no G-spot, and b) my little, surgically constructed vagina won't admit Polly, so I have to use her as a clitoral toy. Maintaining adequate contact with the clitoris is... a distraction, to say the least.
Did I get myself off with Polly? No, but once again I came oh so close. And Polly is much more convenient (and way quieter!) than Sybil the Sybian. Maybe I just need more practice, warmup, and/or vitamin D. I'm in the middle of a shot cycle, in case you're wondering. (If you are wondering, I hereby look at you funny.)
ETA: There's no way ahandheld battery-powered toy can match the amplitude of vibration that I can get from my own arm. If I could combine the frequency range and convenience of Polly with the raw power of Sybil, I might have something.
The odd news: Polly contains at least one very strong permanent magnet; I assume it's made of niobium. I found out when the hinge on my glasses case stuck to her. The label says it's not for use by those who have pacemakers, and I'm guessing the magnetism is why.
The exasperating news: One of Polly's sister models is an insertion toy with a little side projection for the clitoris. This kind of thing is common nowadays and might have been perfect, but this other model was so wide that I knew on sight that I wasn't getting it into me. I thought I had a chance with Polly.
The good news: Finally, finally, finally a sex toy that operates at the right frequency range for me, i.e. 5-10 Hz.
The bad news: She's meant to be an insertion toy specifically for the G-spot, but a) I have no G-spot, and b) my little, surgically constructed vagina won't admit Polly, so I have to use her as a clitoral toy. Maintaining adequate contact with the clitoris is... a distraction, to say the least.
Did I get myself off with Polly? No, but once again I came oh so close. And Polly is much more convenient (and way quieter!) than Sybil the Sybian. Maybe I just need more practice, warmup, and/or vitamin D. I'm in the middle of a shot cycle, in case you're wondering. (If you are wondering, I hereby look at you funny.)
ETA: There's no way a
The odd news: Polly contains at least one very strong permanent magnet; I assume it's made of niobium. I found out when the hinge on my glasses case stuck to her. The label says it's not for use by those who have pacemakers, and I'm guessing the magnetism is why.
The exasperating news: One of Polly's sister models is an insertion toy with a little side projection for the clitoris. This kind of thing is common nowadays and might have been perfect, but this other model was so wide that I knew on sight that I wasn't getting it into me. I thought I had a chance with Polly.
