You know that thing when...

...you dream that you really have to pee, and one or two people with English accents tell you where the bathroom is, but when you get there, the toilet is shooting water out of the bowl and it falls into a basin, apparently by design, so you have no idea how you're going to use the damn thing?

No? You don't know?

Well, if you ever do, you'll probably wake up needing to pee badly at 0415 as did yours truly this morning. Hey, it's better than Monday morning's 0338.