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Remember how I spent too much on Fluevogs the other day? They were delivered yesterday. "Hooray!" you say. Not so fast.
You see, I thought, 'It'll be most secure if I have my son sign for the package.' So of course he stepped out "for a walk" minutes before UPS came to deliver the package, despite being informed of its arrival. It's at my neighbor's, said the sticker on my door. Mr. Unit 103 didn't get home before I went to bed last night, if he got home at all.
He's hocked my 'Vogs and fled to Canada. I know it. Either that or he's my size and he's wearing them, which somehow feels more understandable.
You see, I thought, 'It'll be most secure if I have my son sign for the package.' So of course he stepped out "for a walk" minutes before UPS came to deliver the package, despite being informed of its arrival. It's at my neighbor's, said the sticker on my door. Mr. Unit 103 didn't get home before I went to bed last night, if he got home at all.
He's hocked my 'Vogs and fled to Canada. I know it. Either that or he's my size and he's wearing them, which somehow feels more understandable.
