sistawendy: me in a green velvet dress in front of a brick wall, laughing and looking up as I think, "WTF?" (wtf laughing)
When I had sex reassignment surgery, I got three dilators, each in a different color and size. I named them, in increasing order of size: Prince, Papa Smurf, and the Jolly Green Giant. Starting six weeks after surgery, I was to use each in that order for a few weeks each until I got to the largest. I've been using the Jolly Green Giant almost nightly as directed ever since. I kept the other two, though, in case anything ever went seriously wrong down there.

So why am I telling you all this? Because of my long and expensive quest for a sex toy that works for me. Yes, that quest came to a successful conclusion earlier this year, but the other day I got a brain wave. Might Prince have saved me all that trouble?


Being a scientist of sex, I had to do the experiment. The short answer to the above question is no. Yes, Prince can stimulate my prostate comfortably, but he can't touch my clit, and more importantly his ergonomics aren't right for the vigorous use I need. So yes, my epic quest did need to be epic, I think.


Speaking of sex-related things, the Womanhandler postponed tonight's date because of car trouble. I should see her soon, though.

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