yes-or-no questions about dinner

[sistawendy]

Is my son making me dinner as I type this? Yes.
Is this a spur-of-the-moment decision? No.
Have his parents been trying to get him to cook dinner for me for months? Yes.
For years? Yes.
Has he made this recipe before? No.
Did I know that before I bought the ingredients for him? No.
Did cutting up the shallots make him cry? Yes.
Has he made a mess in my kitchen? Yes.
Have I yelled at him about making a mess in my kitchen? No.
Did I point out the various parts of the mess for him to clean up later? Yes.
Did he know how to use a can opener before this afternoon? No.
Did he find out how to use a can opener via Youtube? Yes.
Does this learning experience have anything to do with the mess in my kitchen? Yes.
Has he burned anything (yet)? No.
Was he planning on making salad? No.
Will I be making salad shortly? Yes.
Did I get the customary berries for dessert? Yes.
Has he been using the right sponge to clean up? No.
Does he now know which one is the right one? Yes.
Am I proud of him? Yes.

Comments

[chaos_muppet]

Bug was in the kitchen at three. I couldn't keep her out. Does she cook now? Wouldn't be caught dead doing it. At least she knows how.

Has he caught the cooking bug or to soon to tell? It blows my mind that he didn't know how to use a can opener. Granted, environmentally, that's survival skills here. Hopefully, he'll get it.

[sistawendy]

I think it's too soon to tell. I sure hope he starts cooking because he needs to eat better when I'm not cooking for him.