a Martha Stewart moment at the Abbey

So, what do you do when you have stompy boots that lace up to there but your spouse doesn't want you tracking dirt all over the carpet with them? You make elasticized shoe covers out of drab jean. And why would you just happen to have this fabric lying around? Because it's good for corset mock-ups.

Poo is hitting the fan over the neighborhood traffic calming plan. I'm supposed to sell it to the neighbors at an open house Tuesday night, but I need to have something to sell. Soccer moms are ready to call their lawyers. This could make for an interesting couple of days.