Sep. 19th, 2007

sistawendy: me in a Gorey vamp costume with the back of my hand to my forehead (hand staple forehead)
First seen on [livejournal.com profile] cupcake_goth, then nearly everywhere else:

Write a personal ad for yourself (in which you assume that you are single or otherwise available).

1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.


Late 30s, uh, person subject to sex change at short notice, M->F. Neat, writes complete sentences (current paragraph excepted), works to live, lives to party. Got hobbies? So do I! You must adore my tweener Aspie son, my black Lab, fetish, house, and techno. Let's keep it light, shall we?

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