Nun succumbs to meme: fish in a barrel.

[sistawendy]

First seen on cupcake_goth, then nearly everywhere else:

Write a personal ad for yourself (in which you assume that you are single or otherwise available).

1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.

Late 30s, uh, person subject to sex change at short notice, M->F. Neat, writes complete sentences (current paragraph excepted), works to live, lives to party. Got hobbies? So do I! You must adore my tweener Aspie son, my black Lab, fetish, house, and techno. Let's keep it light, shall we?

Comments

[fizzgig-bites.livejournal.com]

You totally failed at the unappealing specification.

Just saying...

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

Hey, I had both kinds of music there, house and techno.

[m-cobweb.livejournal.com]

I dunno, there is that techno thing.

*ducks*

[domestinatrix.livejournal.com]

person subject to sex change at short notice

I wouldn't exactly call years and years and years 'short' notice.

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

I'm not talking about the past. I'm talking about the future.

[domestinatrix.livejournal.com]

I still think you'd have to find some new gender in order for it to really be a surprise.