memo to human resources

1. My friends and my mother are fabulous. Thank you all. I'm touched.
2. Nibs has asked that I not start changing appearance until she's improved her work situation, and I agreed. She's definitely motivated to do that, have no fear.
3. The Wendling caught me tapping glasses together to the beat of what was on my iPod as I did dishes. I held an ear bud up to his ear. He bopped his head to Digweed. Awesome.
4. SQL is the Las Vegas of programming languages: so wrong and yet so right.