I can read a calendar. Really.

I've been telling everybody that my Full Time date (Yes, capitalized) is December 13th, thinking that the 13th is the Saturday after my last workday of the year. It is not. Saturday, December 11th is. This is happy-making because:

1. It's two days sooner.
2. It's not an anniversary that I used to celebrate.

The only down side? I'll have to call my mom early for her birthday to use the old voice for the last time.

Gonna Merc tonight for the first time in a while. Non-smoking until last call. See you there, I hope.