Vinyl nun looks at naked people.

This was easily the best SEAF ever as far as I'm concerned. The highlights:

• The new venue in Fremont is spiffy, large enough, and doesn't have the Seattle Center exhibition hall's crummy acoustics.
• staxxy came up with a novel way to celebrate my new boobs. Ahem.
• Snogs with hot women.
• I was once again a sister of Our Lady of Perpetual Cleanliness - nun from the waist up, French maid from the waist down, in black vinyl. I carry my crucifix-feather duster, natch. I consensually dusted many people. Thoroughly.
• Pretty, pretty, pretty people. Some of them were even in the art.
• Oh yeah, art. My favorite piece was a particular large black & white photo of two nude women, one looking at the camera and slowly exhaling cigarette smoke, the other reaching her arm & leg over the first and kissing her on the neck. It was among the most G-rated artworks in the whole place, but it really spoke to me. Runner up: a loooong montage of dozens of naked people variously engaged, all linked by one long red rope.
• I saw aerialists do things to (tall!) poles that I didn't think it was possible to do.

You have just under two hours to get down there, 135 N 35 St. in Fremont. I would have posted earlier, but it took me most of the day to recover.