It's Take Our Dilators To Work Day!

With my thrice daily dilation schedule for the next couple of months, I'm getting tired of having to drive home on the way to Nibs' or wherever at the end of the workday to dilate. Much better to do so at work, don't you think? Observations:

1. As crummy as it is that there's hardly any traffic in the women's bathroom, it's awfully convenient for this purpose. I can camp in a stall for twenty minutes, then walk to the sink to wash off the Jolly Green Giant.
2. Dilating while standing requires more effort to hold the dilator in. Get me a cape, because I am Captain Obvious.
3. It's actually kind of a nice break, if you don't mind standing for twenty minutes or so in heels.