It's Take Our Dilators To Work Day!

[sistawendy]

With my thrice daily dilation schedule for the next couple of months, I'm getting tired of having to drive home on the way to Nibs' or wherever at the end of the workday to dilate. Much better to do so at work, don't you think? Observations:

1. As crummy as it is that there's hardly any traffic in the women's bathroom, it's awfully convenient for this purpose. I can camp in a stall for twenty minutes, then walk to the sink to wash off the Jolly Green Giant.
2. Dilating while standing requires more effort to hold the dilator in. Get me a cape, because I am Captain Obvious.
3. It's actually kind of a nice break, if you don't mind standing for twenty minutes or so in heels.

Comments

[loree.livejournal.com]

Do that long enough (dilating while standing) and they'll be able to see your kegels from SPACE!

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

I wish. No vaginal muscles here, m'dear.

[loree.livejournal.com]

Phoo. My ignorance, let me shows you it.

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

No one can reasonably expect you to know the gory (and how!) details of sex reassignment surgery.

[tmfkan64.livejournal.com]

One can learn a lot from the movies of Pedro Almodovar, actually.

[beaq.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure that Kegels are omnisex.

[beaq.livejournal.com]

Er. Unless they shifted muscules around.

[beaq.livejournal.com]

And perhaps they are not helpful in your case ... m?

[darkmane.livejournal.com]

To be blunt: Do you think your floormates would be comfortable seeing you wash off a dildo (or something that looks alot like one) in the sink?

I'm sex positive and I figured out that someone was masturbating in the Bldg 24 mens room and it made me uncomfortable.

I know you're not really masturbating but your floor mates might not see the distinction.

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

That occurred to me. I don't have long to wait until I'm alone.

[darkmane.livejournal.com]

I should have realized you would have covered all the bases.

[macabre0.livejournal.com]

I wonder if it's possible to reserve the nursing mother's room for this? Privacy and possibly more space to lay out rather than standing in heels. Not sure what the policy is on that, but it's a thought.