bucket list

My bucket list, inspired by bork:

1. London. Ride the Tube, hit the Tate, get my groove on at Fabric, and leave a ballpoint pen stuck in Douglas Adams's grave.
2. Tokyo. Wear my best Jilliwear to Harajuku on a Sunday and inflict my rusty Japanese on the locals.
3. Speaking of foreign languages, learn Vietnamese, including how to pronounce all those diacritical marks. Use this knowledge to order pho in Hanoi.
4. Do lunch with Liz Wright, sex educator and Beaver extraordinaire, at Katz's Deli in New York City where she lives.
5. Speaking of groove, go to the Detroit Electronic Music Festival Movement Festival in Detroit.
6. Drive across the US with my son - after he gets his license. Stop at cool places along the way.
7. Acquire mad art-fabrication skills.
8. Make an art project for Burning Man, for some value of "art".
9. Find Ms. Right, which necessarily implies that I'm her Ms. Right.
10. Big, extravagant, gay wedding. In a dress this time, dammit. Yeah, I've got it picked out.