Saturday and Sunday by the numbers

Sex toys mailed: 2
Number of address labels smeared: 1
Pretty young strangers who chatted me up at the Wildrose: 1
Sex toys delivered in person: 1
Drinks bought for me by the requester of the toy, namely Shiny H: 3. Or was it 4?
Simultaneously visible trans boobs later that night: 4, definitely
Naughty business: 0
Hours slept: 6
Dried figs consumed: 3
Cups of coffee consumed: 2
Souflees consumed: 1.05. The first one wasn't quite done.
Number of people in G's car as she drove me home: 5, including 2 children