Fuck snow, ice, rain, and gloom. Fuck Trump. Fuck my mom's advancing dementia. Fuck my son's ADD. Fuck OKCupid. Fuck social media. Fuck Javascript. Fuck this hemisphere. I'm waxed, shellacked, and packed, and I'm going to Sydney right now, bitches.
(No, I haven't gone out any nights of the past two weekends. Why do you ask?)
(No, I haven't gone out any nights of the past two weekends. Why do you ask?)
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Date: 2018-02-26 12:37 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2018-02-26 12:51 am (UTC)From:You win extra points for the phrase "Waxed, shellacked, and packed"! :-)