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Early yesterday evening was date number two with Sybil the Sybian. Remember, don't google Sybian from work.
The bad news: I didn't get myself off, possibly due to fatigue from the previous lovely night at the Narwhal with much beer and chats with ladies for a certain Burner's going away party. Also, with the vibration knob turned up to 50% - I didn't dare go any higher - the thing sounds like a World War 2 bomber. I'll have to be careful not to wake up my upstairs neighbor's month-old baby or make my son die of embarrassment.
The good news: It was by far the best sex toy experience I've ever had. There were involuntary moans, which I believe to be a first. The only reason I stopped was that I was feeling a little vibed out, something that happens to me much faster with a Hitachi Magic Wand. For the record, I used the phallic attachment - just barely small enough to fit me - with the spring stem, not a solid plastic one. I bent the spring a little.
The weird news: Straddling things and impaling myself on them is a new, awkward, and tiring experience for me. I think I can get used to it, though. ETA: It occurs to me that that's where the soreness in my inner thighs came from. It isn't crippling, though.
Am I keeping Sybil? Signs point to yes.
The bad news: I didn't get myself off, possibly due to fatigue from the previous lovely night at the Narwhal with much beer and chats with ladies for a certain Burner's going away party. Also, with the vibration knob turned up to 50% - I didn't dare go any higher - the thing sounds like a World War 2 bomber. I'll have to be careful not to wake up my upstairs neighbor's month-old baby or make my son die of embarrassment.
The good news: It was by far the best sex toy experience I've ever had. There were involuntary moans, which I believe to be a first. The only reason I stopped was that I was feeling a little vibed out, something that happens to me much faster with a Hitachi Magic Wand. For the record, I used the phallic attachment - just barely small enough to fit me - with the spring stem, not a solid plastic one. I bent the spring a little.
The weird news: Straddling things and impaling myself on them is a new, awkward, and tiring experience for me. I think I can get used to it, though. ETA: It occurs to me that that's where the soreness in my inner thighs came from. It isn't crippling, though.
Am I keeping Sybil? Signs point to yes.
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