Maura's Illuminated Manuscript

There's one thing that'll keep one from fondling one's Internet-capable phone: battery life. If I don't use the net, the new phone has better battery life than the old one. If I do, it's worse. Mind you, I did try out the WiFi briefly at home over the weekend; my Good Twin at work warned me that WiFi is thirsty for juice.

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Tip: don't eat garlic the night before zappy. My poor electrologist. (Zappatista?)

...on myself. A certain wedding is later this month, but for some reason -- Her Nibs speculates that RSVP was requested by today -- I'd written it on my calendar for today. I even took the day off work to go. I showed up at the right place at the right time in nice clothes on the wrong day. Until I reread the invitation I thought the bride and groom had played a trick on me. Her Nibs was somewhat cheezed off at being dragged along too, but at least we had nice lunch together at the Redhook brewery followed by a needed nap.

Unbegoddamnlievable. I'm going either senile or blind, possibly both.