No sex machine for you!

[sistawendy]

My sex machine arrived. I should have worried when the manual turned out to be in Chinglish. The last step in the assembly was plugging the control box into the main unit. The male plug on the main unit had stouter pins than the female plug on the control box could accept. Oh, the irony.

I have left a message for the vendor. I am not pleased.

The connector on the control box looks like a hack job. I'm guessing somebody ran out of the right part and tried to make do. I'm not going to give them much time to make it right because I don't have much space in my Devil Girl Pad, charming though it may be.

Expect a hornier and crankier nun as I try to let my hand heal up.

Comments

[dark_phoenix54]

Oh, no. I don't even want to think about what a clusterfuck (or, unclusterfuck is more appropriate) it's going to be trying to resolve this. Best of luck!

[basefinder]

Aw dammit.