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[sistawendy]

Some of you know how cynickal turns people goth by touching them. I think I spread gender confusion. Mmu hu hwaugh huh hah ha!

I've just been reminded by cow orkers how grateful I should be that I don't deal directly with customers. They're morons, and not even the Wendling has taught me enough patience to deal with them.

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[gfish.livejournal.com]

The concatenation of those two paragraphs is interesting. For a second I thought your cow orkers didn't want you spreading gender confusion among the customers.

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

That's the best idea for a nefarious plot I've heard in ages.

[icprncs.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that was what I came up with as well.

It would be fabulous.

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

I had the exact same thought.

[evillinn.livejournal.com]

You need a good slogan for your gender confusion spreading powers.

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

"Making sure you're unsure."
"When it comes to gender, dysphoria is euphoria."
"You change your socks. Why not your gender?"

I'm having way too much fun with this.

[evillinn.livejournal.com]

bwaaaahahahhahaaaa! I can't deciee which is my favorite! I think "Making sure you're unsure" may be the best slogan for you. But "When it comes to gender, dysphoria is euphoria." is awfully damned good, too.

You need business cards now!

[ladypanther9704.livejournal.com]

From what I remember this one fits you best ;-)
"When it comes to gender, dysphoria is euphoria."

Sheri

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

Holy cow! You gotta LJ!

[cynickal.livejournal.com]

The judge said I'm not allowed to do that any more.

Something about The Vatican, Michael Jackson, and law suit.
:(

[evillinn.livejournal.com]

So that might bring an end to the goth-infecting, but the Vatican and Michael Jackson should have no problem with the gender confusion-infecting, right?

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

Happily, spreading gender confusion doesn't require physical contact.

[cynickal.livejournal.com]

I think they're pretty confused as it is.... ;)

[generalchaos.livejournal.com]

*snork* yeah. I'm going to swipe these, ok? there's a certain Canuck who will get a much-needed laugh out of them.

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

OK. :D