emotionally fraught footwear

After many months of anticipation, I got myself an early present. My boy helped me lace them, and I've tried them on. Poifect for clubbing, mowing the lawn, or the office. Happy-making. Her Nibs tells me, though, that they look an awful lot like what white supremacists wear. I know that some of you reading this either have these exact boots or very similar ones. Darn. Now we all have to move to the Idaho panhandle.