all yin all the time

[sistawendy]

• Went to hardware store; scratched paint on Lexus SUV yuppie bloatmobile while its driver was inside it. (Do you think fewer women would drive them if people really did start calling them bloatmobiles?)


• Didn't buy dog door because I wasn't sure we could afford it after unsuccessful phone tag with Her Nibs.


• Her Puppiness chewed up the wall again trying to get out of the house, so I get to spend this evening buying & installing a dog door anyway. And spackling, if I get around to it.

Really, I will post something positive here eventually. Please bear with me.

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bloatmobile~!

[vorona.livejournal.com]

When various businesses were handing out globs of free flag stickers to everyone, post-9/11, a thought crossed my mind concerning SUVs. Something about stickying them in a provocative way. Not in a nice way. In a baaaaaaad way. But I didn't do it.

And no, I don't mean right-side-up. As I said, provocative.

Mwah hahahahahahahahaha.

Again, I didn't do it.

Re: bloatmobile~!

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

misia told me about SUV tickets made to look an awful lot like parking tickets except pointing out how evil SUVs are. I never ordered any, but they're a wonderful idea. Nyeh heh heh heh.