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It just doesn't stop.
Oct. 25th, 2005 02:32 pmHer Nibs & I have been smelling urine in the Wendling's bedroom for the last several days. She says she's localized it to the carpet next to his bed. We'll be having a word with him tonight.
Don't worry that I'll sell him to the gypsies. I'm more amazed than incensed at this point. There's a bathroom right next to his bedroom.
Don't worry that I'll sell him to the gypsies. I'm more amazed than incensed at this point. There's a bathroom right next to his bedroom.
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Dec. 30th, 2002 09:18 pmThe Wendling peed into the bowl twice today, and it only took him five minutes each time. Dare I say that this is the beginning of the end of potty training? Dare I?
Yee. Ha. Yee fucking ha.
*sound of nun collapsing on floor*
OK, we still have to work on #2, but hey, I'm not inclined to rain on my own parade. I've been waiting for this a little more than five years and six months.
Yee. Ha. Yee fucking ha.
*sound of nun collapsing on floor*
OK, we still have to work on #2, but hey, I'm not inclined to rain on my own parade. I've been waiting for this a little more than five years and six months.
dialog on the potty
Dec. 29th, 2002 08:19 pmSistaWendy: Do you need to pee?
The Wendling: No.
S: Then why don't you get off the potty and go watch the rest of your movie with Mommy?
W: I don't want to get off the potty.
S: Why not?
W: I need to pee.
I don't have circular conversations with my son; I have Möbius strip conversations with him.
It only took half an hour to get pee out of him today, down from an hour and a half yesterday. I've got to be more vigilant about making sure his penis is pointed into the bowl, though.
The Wendling: No.
S: Then why don't you get off the potty and go watch the rest of your movie with Mommy?
W: I don't want to get off the potty.
S: Why not?
W: I need to pee.
I don't have circular conversations with my son; I have Möbius strip conversations with him.
It only took half an hour to get pee out of him today, down from an hour and a half yesterday. I've got to be more vigilant about making sure his penis is pointed into the bowl, though.
