sistawendy: a cartoon of me saying "Praise Bob!" (prabob)
Does yours sometimes miss the toilet bowl? )
sistawendy: a head shot of me smiling, taken in front of Canlis for a 2021 KUOW article (cartoon)
Her Nibs & I have been smelling urine in the Wendling's bedroom for the last several days. She says she's localized it to the carpet next to his bed. We'll be having a word with him tonight.

Don't worry that I'll sell him to the gypsies. I'm more amazed than incensed at this point. There's a bathroom right next to his bedroom.
sistawendy: a head shot of me smiling, taken in front of Canlis for a 2021 KUOW article (bluecorset)
The Wendling peed into the bowl twice today, and it only took him five minutes each time. Dare I say that this is the beginning of the end of potty training? Dare I?

Yee. Ha. Yee fucking ha.

*sound of nun collapsing on floor*

OK, we still have to work on #2, but hey, I'm not inclined to rain on my own parade. I've been waiting for this a little more than five years and six months.
sistawendy: a head shot of me smiling, taken in front of Canlis for a 2021 KUOW article (bluecorset)
SistaWendy: Do you need to pee?
The Wendling: No.
S: Then why don't you get off the potty and go watch the rest of your movie with Mommy?
W: I don't want to get off the potty.
S: Why not?
W: I need to pee.

I don't have circular conversations with my son; I have Möbius strip conversations with him.

It only took half an hour to get pee out of him today, down from an hour and a half yesterday. I've got to be more vigilant about making sure his penis is pointed into the bowl, though.

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